The laws of the universe are changing, eggs have always been egg shaped. Imagine a world where a square egg existed? Wouldn’t that just be life changing! Well no more fantasies of cubic eggs. I present to you the Egg Cuber. “oooooooooooo” “ahhhhhhhhh” I hear you say!
No more empty corners of sandwiches, no more uncontrollable hard boiled eggs rolling around that plate. Simply de-shell the egg, place it into the incredible egg cuber, pop it in the fridge to cool, return after the magic has taken place, and voila a cubed egg.
If you are like me and like to confuse people, and really mess with their heads you could simply buy an egg cuber just for this reason. Serve your friends square eggs and watch them question the meaning of life.