WTF!? 10 Books You Will Not Believe Got Published!

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Check out this list of crazy weird books that we have found, We can’t believe they ever got published! If you like this list then please share it using the share buttons, we would really appreciate it. If you know of any more strange books that have been published then please let us know about them in the comments section. Remember if you came here from Stumbleupon to give us a thumbs up we would be forever in your debt :) Enjoy the list!


1.) How To Good-bye Depression If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? Or Effective Way? – Hiroyuki Nishigaki.

How to goodbye depression constrict anus

Are you suffering from depression? Hiroyuki Nishigaki swears he has found the cure in this published book. He has wrote a whole book about constricting your anus 100 times a day, and the benefits it can have to your mental state. The book is called how to good-bye depression – If you constrict anus 100 times everyday. Malarkey? or Effective way? Clearly English was not his first language however to write a whole book based on this subject was an achievement. All together now ……….constrict………….and release………..and again constrict and release. Wow I am feeling better already. Buy your copy today and learn how here.


2.) Images You Should Not Masturbate Too

Images you should not masturbate to

As the titles explains this book is full of images you should not masturbate to. It only says should not, not could not. So let’s set ourselves a challenge. Tissues ready? The reviews left for this book on Amazon are very entertaining so if you have some time check them out here.


3.) Anyone Can Be Cool But Awesome Takes Practice – Lorraine Peterson

anyone can be cool but awesome takes practice

Lorraine Peterson is rather well known in the odd book world with titles such as “If God loves me, why can’t I get my locker open?” and “If the Devil Made You Do It, You Blew It, But It Doesn’t Need to Happen Again (Devotionals for Teens)” this book was our favorite “Anybody Can Be Cool…But Awesome Takes Practice” clearly the blonde guy on the cover is awesome as his friends are all looking at him and his awesomeness. Some say that every awesome person on Earth has read this book and it’s their secret recipe to awesomeness. You can buy it here.


4.) How To Avoid Huge Ships – Cpt John W Trimmer

How To Avoid Huge Ships Book

After my recent accident I was very disappointed to discover it could have been avoided if I had of stumbled across this book. I was walking along minding my own business, and bang, I was hit by a ship. Thank God for injury lawyers. Anyway Captain John W. Trimmer released a book called how to avoid ships. We don’t have a clue really what it’s about, we just found the title funny. Perhaps it’s a useful book. We don’t really care. Add this to your library here.


5.) Vagina Coloring Book – Morgan Hastings

The Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas

I can’t think of much to say on this one, so I will let it speak for itself. A Big coloring book of vaginas. If you are a fan of coloring, and vagina’s then this is for you, get yours here. Also available is the Big coloring book of cocks, and sex positions.

6.) Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power – Donald L Wilson

Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power


What would you do if you could unlock those unused parts of your brain? Mind control, Telekinesis, as the film went it would be limitless! Nope Donald thinks we should use it to increase our breast size! This “medical doctor” Donald Wilson believes that with your mind you can control your bust size so much that he wrote a full book about it. Yes if you want larger breasts and haven’t got the money for cosmetic surgery then perhaps try the Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power Book. Buy it here.

7.)Crafting With Cat Hair, Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat – Kaori Tsutaya

Crafting With Cat Hair Book


Now we know some of you may be huge animal lovers, and we think that’s fine, we know some of you may take it to a bit more of an extreme and dress your pets in cute clothes, we’re fine with that also but crafting with your cat’s hair is a whole new level of pet love. Yes this crafting with cat hair – cute handicrafts to make with your cat is a whole book of things you can make with your cats fur! WTF!? Come on. Really! What’s worse is the book seems to portray it as some cute hobby that the cat loves to be part of. If you have spare cat fur, or even if you don’t and you have a set of clippers available then you can buy your copy here.


8.) Cooking With Pooh – Yummy Tummy Cookie Cutter Treats

Cooking With Pooh Book

I know Winnie the Pooh is a huge celebrity bear, and all children love him but surely they must have have known what they was doing when they published this? Some kind of PR stunt! You decide. Cooking with Pooh. Buy it here.

9.) Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre – Tim Lieder

Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre


A sweet bed time story for the children perhaps? Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre exists and is available to buy here. We believe it’s full of torture, zombies, werewolves and other crazy stuff. How do people come up with this stuff. You can buy it on Amazon here.


10.) Down Home Gynecology – Dr Marvin Jaffee & Mary Sue Jaffee

Down Home Gynecology Book

Yes that’s right home gynecology. A whole book about it. Dr Marvin Jaffee and Mary Sue Jaffee published this wonderful book titled “Down Home Gynecology” so if you’re thinking about putting that spare room to use and opening up your own practice you should start by reading this. You can buy this book here.


Well we said 10 Books you will not believe got published but we lied, because we can! We had to include this bonus one taking us to a total of 11.


Dancing With Cats – Burton Silver & Heather Busch

Dancing With Cats Book


I thought crafting with cat hairs was completely outrageous but it seems that some peoples love for cats has no limits. A full book about dancing with your cat. You have “cat” to be “kitten” me right?? LOL Apparantley though it’s a #1 best seller and the creators also had a huge hit with “Why cats paint” You can buy your Dancing with your cat book here.

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